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Cat-astrophe
02:52
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Filthy Kitty is up from the ashes
lickin my anus from the burdock lashes
gas fizz puke burp smells like catfish
vomit bomb anal bum drizzle madness
back with a vengence I was stuck on a fence
that was probably built by Donald Trump and Mike Pence
who couldnt figure out which way to jump the hump then bump
thats gunna leave a motherfuckin lump
got up looked around and the fence was gone
so I crushed a beer and hammered a bong
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, Its meow or never
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, Time to get cleaver
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, So dont fuck around
Its a Cat-astrophe, Time to get down
sick of slavin so I quit never gave in
it wasnt the company that needed saving
same thing boring day after day
so i closed up shop with only one weeks pay
cuz ive had enough of the status quo
all you crazy bitches have gotta go.... slow,
and show ya know how to hoe your own row
bury your own turds or eat them with your own words
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, Its meow or never
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, So pull it together
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, One more time
Its a Cat-astrophe, Its not a crime to spit a rhyme
Im Filthy Kitty and Im hard as fuck
If you wanna step to your outta luck Chuck
Cuz Im like a truck that wont get stuck
While listening to motherfucking Thunderstruck
Spinnin aint winning unless its a joint
Talk is so fuckin cheap so ill get to the point
If they're givin you shit then tell them to cram it
And shout in their face FUCKIN PARTY GOD DAMMIT!
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, Its meow or never
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, So pull it together
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, One more time
Its a Cat-astrophe, Its not a crime to spit your rhyme
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, Its meow or never
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, Time to get cleaver
Its, Its a Cat-astrophe, So dont fuck around
Its a Cat-astrophe, Time to get down
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Everyone's a Litterbox
01:54
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24 Kitties with 24 sides of 24 stories about me
Im sitting here Ive got 24 treats and I dont want Kitties all around me
Cuz everyones a litterbox and I gotta piss!
Cuz everyones a litterbox and I gotta shit!
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Late Night Orgy
02:44
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Sundown again on a Filthy old Kitty
Out on the prowl for some whisker and titty
When all of a sudden, the planets aligned.
Finally I found what I wanted to find
Then I heard your cries, late at night
Saw your eyes, in the moonlight
Smell your smells, drives me crazy
Late Night Orgy, baby just maybe
The pavement was wet cuz we made it that way
Indoor and outdoor not neutered or spayed,
everyone is welcome to do it again
Tomorrrow through til next week til I dont know when
And I hear you cries, late at night
see your eyes in the moonlight
smell your smells, drives me crazy
Late night Orgy, baby just maybe
Cat call me later Im back on the prowl
dont mess me me man theres bite in my growl
Ill puff up my fur and show you my fangs
or just come with me where everybody bangs!
You can hear their cries, late at night
see their eyes, in the moonlight
smell their smells, drives me crazy
late night orgy, baby just maybe!
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Overlicked Asshole
02:50
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I have to lick my own anus, I have to lick my own ass
My friends they all call me shit breath
It makes them laugh I guess
Just because Im willing and able,
I clean my ass up on the table
So nasty that its turning raw
I use my tongue instead of my paw
I over lick my asshole
I lick that fucker hard
I over lick my anus
Out on the front yard
Ever had shit in your fur?
It doesn't make you wanna purr
If only I had licked my hole
There wouldn't be shit by my balls so now
I over lick my asshole
I lick that fucker hard
I over lick my anus
Out on the neighbours yard
You dont have to turn your head
You dont have to look away
Cuz baby when I get that leg up
You cant see me anyway now that I
I over lick my asshole
I lick that fucker hard
I over lick my anus
Out on your front yard
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Filthy Train
03:43
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Filthy, but thats how it goes
Digging through garbage, I follow my nose
Maybe, Im full of worms,
and Im always hungry, and cant help but squirm
Tooth decay aint healing, with every bite comes pain,
Im goin off the rails on my filthy train
Im goin off the rails on the filthy train
Dont listen to owners, dont listen to vets,
Ill come for the treats though, and stay for the pets
Baby, Im fuckin insane
There's shit on the carpet, but Im not to blame
Anal wound still seeping, leaving lots of stains
Im going off the rails on this filthy train
im going off the rails on this filthy train
I know that things inside are failing me
I cannot hold on to my turds, yeahhh yeahhhhh yeahhhhhhh!
Infested with earmites, some ticks and some fleas,
I drool when Im purring, and fart when I sneeze
Filthy, what else can I say
FUCKIN PARTY GOD DAMMIT! Have a good fuckin day
HEY FUCK YOU WAHHHOOOOO
9 lives disappearing, Im rotting in this cage,
Im going off the rails on this filthy train
Im going off the rails on this filthy train.
© 2021 Filthy Kitty
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